Urban Dictionary, December 8: Elevision

Elevision

The act of people in an elevator staring up, uncomfortably, at the numbers as they light up when the car moves. Practiced out of nervousness.

When the elevator began moving, silence ensued as each person practiced their elevision.

by Kevin Black August 29, 2007

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aibohphobia

The irrational fear of palindromes (words that read the same forwards and backwards).

Dude 1: Hey, what's your name?
Dude 2: Bob.
Dude 1: AAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs and hides behind sofa*
Bob: Wow.
Dude 1: AAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs away and falls down stairs*

by Lucky Luc April 1, 2005

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mouse arrest

Getting grounded from the family computer.

"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio

by Jason September 8, 2004

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booty call

A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis.

The student's mother was ignorant of her son's booty calls.

by AEAizzle December 28, 2005

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butt dial

When your cell phone accidentally calls someone you did not mean to while on your person.

I called her a fucktard. She heard cause my phone butt dialed her.

by Laurie January 16, 2004

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tfsu

STFU in the parlance of Yoda. Acronym for "the fuck shut up."

"Stupid your argument is. TFSU you should." - Yoda

by JoshVan August 28, 2007

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jill off

The female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.

Her boyfriend was out of town, so she got in the hot tub to jill off.

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

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