by Madison Ryder February 13, 2008
The 14th of February. It falls on the same day as Valentine's Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds.
by WhyCome? February 15, 2007
by Keith Jones November 13, 2003
Unidentified Drinking Injury
When one is drunk, one picks up random bruises, aches and pains. At worst, cuts an bruises too.
When one is drunk, one picks up random bruises, aches and pains. At worst, cuts an bruises too.
by dj_monged August 09, 2004
by Human Ecologist January 17, 2008
Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories.
Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to denote those things we burn as calories, so what the hell. Apparently metric prefixes are fucking scary.
Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to denote those things we burn as calories, so what the hell. Apparently metric prefixes are fucking scary.
Chad: "Hey Lisa want to burn 400 calories?"
Lisa: "Sure Chad, but I'm not taking off my pants...yet."
{ 20 minutes later }
Chad: "Wanna burn 400 more."
Lisa: "Let's go for 2000. Take off your pants."
Lisa: "Sure Chad, but I'm not taking off my pants...yet."
{ 20 minutes later }
Chad: "Wanna burn 400 more."
Lisa: "Let's go for 2000. Take off your pants."
by tron.von.tronicus December 20, 2007