vegetarian

A bad hunter. Someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats.
The vegetarian was forced to subsist on slower prey, such as the broccoli and carrot.
by glasmodiar June 29, 2006
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Thankshallowistmas

A merged holiday including Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, coined under Bill Maher's "New Rules."
Thankshallowistmas - now you only have to gather with your batshit family once a year.
by Balfdor November 04, 2007
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booty grazing

The act of mass texting a generic message to members of the opposite sex in hopes that a guaranteed hookup for the night will be established. It often involves a very nonspecific message such as "What are you up to tonight?" or "Want to meet up later?" The key feature is the lack of personalization so that the same message can be sent to as many people as possible. This can also be applied to other contact means such as myspace, facebook or email.
Last night I went booty grazing and had to choose between 3 different hoes.
by jscilz June 20, 2007
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Economic Vegetarian

Only eating Vegatables because you can't afford to buy meat.
He used to be an Economic Vegetarian but then he got a better job and can afford to buy steak.
by Lygreen145 July 11, 2008
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grandboss

It was annoying to have to submit a TPS report to my boss and my grandboss. It's enough to make a dude blazy.
by smellyrock September 20, 2006
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Pornocchio

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.
Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."
by Dreamz September 16, 2008
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Vegetarian Vampire

A vampire that drinks animal blood, and resists human blood.
The Cullens from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight are vegetarian vampires.
by Twilight Princess November 28, 2006
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