precop

abbr. (pre-copulation) A mutually binding agreement (usually verbal) by and between consenting adults prior to engaging in casual sex. The agreement stipulates that all involved parties are exonerated from emotional attachment, post coital contact, and any promise of future sex. Any and all disputes arising from said contract should be submitted and negotiated through binding arbitration. This agreement must involve a minimum of two individuals, with the maximum number to be determined in practical application.
Q: So, you stud, are you going to call Tina today? A: No, I believe that would be a violation of our precop.
by taggz August 25, 2007
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trusticles

Having the balls to trust someone in a difficult situation, when the failure of that trust would result in injury or financial loss.
I know I got my law degree online, but we're family. Show me you've got some big trusticles and let me defend you in court!
by boaluta December 31, 2008
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ex-hole

your asshole ex-husband, ex-boyfriend or just plain ex. a phrase used to refer to that person you used to date that you can't stand.
"Yeah, my ex-hole wants to get back together, but there is no possible way."
by caroline shrefler January 12, 2008
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Kitchenheimer's

When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there.
I was in the kitchen this morning walking around in circles wondering what the hell I was looking for when the microwave beeped reminding me I was heating up my cup of coffee. My Kitchenheimer's is getting worse!
by Greg Houck December 20, 2008
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NSFL

Not Safe For Life. Goes a step beyond NSFW, because it doesn't matter where you view the material; you will be scarred.
Why did I click on goatse? That shit is NSFL
by Jachmaninoff August 17, 2007
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resolution rush

the rush of people who swarm the gym, and other excersise places, in the weeks after new years. usually subsides quickly
the gym's got the resolution rush, but will be clear by valentine's
by speedworxs February 02, 2008
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faceboink

Hooking up with someone through a tentative relationship in an online community
So are they seeing each other now, or was it just a faceboink?
by Footnotes November 25, 2008
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