10 definitions by freedav05
by freedav05 December 22, 2006
when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.
i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!
by freedav05 January 8, 2007
to remove your penis from someone's anus, and and have them give said penis oral without cleaning the fecally contaminated member off.
therese was so horny from me ramming my cock in her ass she could'nt resist going down on my cock for a smoking shit bob.
therese was so embarrased when i told her best friend about the shit bob she gave at darrel's kegger.
therese was so embarrased when i told her best friend about the shit bob she gave at darrel's kegger.
by freedav05 December 27, 2006
yo bracy hang up that pocket bomb , and listen to me!
the stunned californian, looked down at where his wanker is supposed to be.....
apply actionable litigation one liners here!
the stunned californian, looked down at where his wanker is supposed to be.....
apply actionable litigation one liners here!
by freedav05 January 18, 2007
after a long night of eating all manner of finger food, and drinking jello shooters, dan could'nt believe his eyes when he looked into the toilet bowl to see one of the most digusting lilly pads he had ever floated.
by freedav05 January 7, 2007
so drunkie mcdrunkenstein; you were really wasted last night. do you remember trying to fuck my mom?
by freedav05 December 21, 2006
hey torky quit pullin my meat. are you tellin me cam shaft's cell phone went boom!! like that? shit he had one of those cell bombs!!
by freedav05 January 18, 2007