18 definitions by TommyOkktane

preflop ejaculation

1. (n.) The absurd practice of betting inordinate sums of money before the flop is shown in Texas Hold'em 2. To go all in before the flop.

Can you believe McSpell? Betting $60 before the flop, and all he was sitting on was pocket twos. He must suffer from preflop ejaculation

by TommyOkktane January 6, 2004

sole proprietorship

(n.) Slang: Classy way to say "the business" in a sexual connotation.

Yeah, she's pretty hot, I'd give her the sole proprietorship.

by TommyOkktane December 31, 2004

love Greek-Style

(n.) anal sex

After a dinner of lamb and tuna fish, Metaxa at the bar, and watching Zorba the Greek at the theatres, we went back to her place to make love Greek-Style

by TommyOkktane December 30, 2004

To bad

An expression typed by 12 year-olds and other minimally educated individuals who seem to forget that the grammatically correct form of the expression is "too bad."

LOLRoxoR37: To bad ur so dum
BenWRabbit: Too bad you seemed to have stopped learning at a third grade level.

by TommyOkktane January 29, 2004

rokk

(v.) To rock out so hard, you need to spell it with two k's

Wow, look at Digga rokk out on the air guitar!

by TommyOkktane December 30, 2004

Jettasexual

(n.) A man whose masculinity is compromised by driving a Volkswagon.
(adj.) Pertaining to the effeminacy of men who drive Volkswagon automobiles.

(n.) Guy 1: I totally bombed out my new Jetta. Got a Bose surround Quad with a sub. Even got a DMB sticker for the back!
Guy 2: Spoken like a true Jettasexual.

(adj.) A jettasexual friend of mine recently got a ticket speeding in his convertible bug.

by TommyOkktane January 15, 2004

bangover

The feeling one gets after a night of bad sex.

She wasn't all that great. I woke up with the worst bangover.

by TommyOkktane December 29, 2004