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When two family members (preferable male) uses a leaf blower on their penis while the other one turns it on, and when the male ejaculates, it sucks up all the semen and then said male holding the leaf blower hands it to the other male, and then sees how much semen the other male can collect in his mouth after blowing all the semen out of the leaf blower.
Me and my friend Jake did the Texas Leaf Blower last night, it was awesome!
by Rionox October 1, 2022
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A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.
I just learned that JAMIE WAS THE MAN THAT DID Edmonton Garden Hose!!!!!!!
by Rionox February 27, 2023
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When someone (typically a male) is obsessed with ramming their penis into any remotely-looking hole they can find.
Ryan is such a Crevice Crammer to anything he can find!
by Rionox January 1, 2023
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When a man masterbates and finishes while he draws his last breath
Old Grandpa Willy did The Deathstroke as he passed away...
by Rionox December 8, 2022
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The lunch lady of the Bulgarian Lunch Line. The German Lunch Lady does a tradition where she puts a spatula up the ass of the last person in line, then uses the contaminated spatula it to cook a stew and serve it to the FIRST person in line. Anyone who stands against this tradition is strung up over a bubbling, hot boiling pot of liquid cum that was concocted via the entire school staff and football team, and then the school has a vote to determine to drench them in the pot. Once it has been decided, the lunch lady feeds the pot to the whole school. This is a normal tradition in Bulgaria.
We had the tradition the German Lunch Lady made us do. Man, it was tough but YUMMY!!
by Rionox March 31, 2023
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When someone takes a bottle of any kind and shoves in up their ass, squeezing it hard enough until it breaks in their asshole.
Yo! Jake did a Bottle Buster last night in front of everyone!
by Rionox January 1, 2023
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Two men passing into a woman's asshole or vagina at the same time
by Rionox February 20, 2023
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