2 definitions by Jarlinean
To stare at your friend's testicals until, noticing your attention, he goes off at you for being a fag.
by Jarlinean June 7, 2006
An advent calendar like any other with 24 windows counting down the days until Christmas. Behind each cardboard flap is the severed testicals of an orphan to reward the eager child.
by Jarlinean June 7, 2006