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A person who sets up a financial technology business or businesses, taking on financial risks in the hope of profit.
Daaaaamn, look at that fool, he be killin' it as cryptopeneur king of cascadia!
by __trumpet__ December 24, 2017
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This is a term that refers to the big bulge that obese people have around their bladder area. It sometimes can look like two big balls of greasy fat. It must be lifted up when engaging in any type of sexual activity and can crush the partner if they are not carefull.
Daaaaamn that's a HUUUUGE BITCH. She has a nasty ass poofa dude. It's pertruding. fuck
by __trumpet__ April 22, 2009
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Blockchain related website that distributes cryptocurrency
Whoah, dude, that faucet site is awesome, I just click on it and it mines in the background, I mine monero but this damn faucet spews IOTA
by __trumpet__ May 26, 2018
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