3 definitions by CaptainNMorgan
Damn! I would get up now, but it's a Monday. I know that these are the 'Final Five' minuets of rest I'll get before 5 p.m.
by CaptainNMorgan July 28, 2010
The delicate art of having sex 2-3 days after shaving your man-pubes, timing it so that your schlong is at the height of the prickly 'Cactus-like' phase.
Guy's Friend - "So, did you have fun with Jessie last night?"
Guy - "Yeah, I totally pulled 'The Cactus' on her, that's what she get's for never making me a sammich!
Guy - "Yeah, I totally pulled 'The Cactus' on her, that's what she get's for never making me a sammich!
by CaptainNMorgan July 28, 2010
Guy - "My dog just died."
Guy's 'friend,' - "Haha, he was stupid anyways. Don't worry, you'll have more time to hang out with me now."
Guy - *punches 'friend' in the face*
"That's N.E.R.F. , dude, I loved my dog! Plus, I don't want to hang out with you, you're such a D.A.!"
Guy's 'friend,' - "Haha, he was stupid anyways. Don't worry, you'll have more time to hang out with me now."
Guy - *punches 'friend' in the face*
"That's N.E.R.F. , dude, I loved my dog! Plus, I don't want to hang out with you, you're such a D.A.!"
by CaptainNMorgan August 19, 2010