5 definitions by Beaterbarker
A person who is so irreparably down bad that they have exceeded the lowest levels of down badness, diving below even down netherly. You can not go further than Down Further. Beyond that point only death awaits you.
Guy 1: "This man Robert. Dude drove 3 hours just to hang out with his ex girlfriends friends, in attempts to get back with his ex girlfriend, again."
Guy 2: "Bro what?"
Guy 1: "Yeah dude. He never admits it either - he knows it's bad. He always makes up excuses, but we always find out."
Guy 2: "How long has he being doing this?"
Guy 1: "2 years."
Guy 2: "Holy shit. Dude isn't even down bad, he's Down Further."
Guy 2: "Bro what?"
Guy 1: "Yeah dude. He never admits it either - he knows it's bad. He always makes up excuses, but we always find out."
Guy 2: "How long has he being doing this?"
Guy 1: "2 years."
Guy 2: "Holy shit. Dude isn't even down bad, he's Down Further."
by Beaterbarker January 30, 2022
"Ethan is talking to another girl."
"Smeh."
"Ethan left the group chat again."
"Really? Smeh."
"Nick is up north again."
"I can't believe it. Smeh."
"Smeh."
"Ethan left the group chat again."
"Really? Smeh."
"Nick is up north again."
"I can't believe it. Smeh."
by Beaterbarker April 28, 2020
A rule created by dudes for dudes, stating that he who attempts to hide something (mostly in regards to a female) they deserve any and all clowning until they own up to what they are doing. The rule is contingent on when somebody is hiding something they know is wrong, but everyone around them knows the truth. Once a dude owns up to what he is doing, and is both honest with himself and others, the clown rule becomes null and void because of how inherently not funny it is to clown on somebody who is open and honest. Unless you squat on the toilet with your feet on the seat, in which case - don't ever tell your bros something like that. Keep that to yourself. No amount of honesty can prevent the absolute clowning you will endure.
Guy 1:"Dude, George told us that all he does is hang out with you and play video games. He didn't even mention egg."
Guy 2:"Bro what?? I never see that kid. He is ALWAYS with egg."
Guy 1:"Maeby literally told me the other day that he doesn't ever see you, and he just went and told everyone that all he does is hang out with the dudes, no mention of egg whatsoever."
Guy 2:"Holy shit man. I think it's time to enact The Clown Rule."
Guy 1:"Meh, I guess so. I never thought we would ever have to on George, but he has given us no choice. He is Pussy Whipped beyond measure."
Guy 2:"Bro what?? I never see that kid. He is ALWAYS with egg."
Guy 1:"Maeby literally told me the other day that he doesn't ever see you, and he just went and told everyone that all he does is hang out with the dudes, no mention of egg whatsoever."
Guy 2:"Holy shit man. I think it's time to enact The Clown Rule."
Guy 1:"Meh, I guess so. I never thought we would ever have to on George, but he has given us no choice. He is Pussy Whipped beyond measure."
by Beaterbarker October 14, 2021
The Midwestern special is when you marry your high school sweetheart from the small Midwestern town you grew up in, only for the relationship to dimish more and more over time until it ends in a divorce.
Guy 1: Bro did you hear about Gus and Abbey?
Guy 2: You mean those two high-school sweethearts that got married after high school? They didn't get a serving of the Midwestern Special did they bro?
Guy 1: Bro they did.
Guy 2: That sucks to hear.
Guy 3: Smeh
Guy 2: You mean those two high-school sweethearts that got married after high school? They didn't get a serving of the Midwestern Special did they bro?
Guy 1: Bro they did.
Guy 2: That sucks to hear.
Guy 3: Smeh
by Beaterbarker June 16, 2021
Guy 1:"Yo did you hear about the Ghost of Kyiv?"
Guy 2: "Fuck yeah dude, that guy is a fucking legend. Better air force recruitment ad than Tom Cruise."
Guy 2: "Fuck yeah dude, that guy is a fucking legend. Better air force recruitment ad than Tom Cruise."
by Beaterbarker February 25, 2022