Asharoken is pretty much two roads with shitty irrigation and you can get there by typing in northport, eatons neck, huntington or asharoken. Was originally indian land but like most things was stolen by some white people, who still acknowledge their history with a tiny statue that nobody looks at while they drive past. If you go a single mile per hour over the speed limit the entire fucking FBI and a swat team shows up on all sides to give you an insanely expensive ticket and they didn't even see the nine deer you hit on the road behind you. The coast guard owns like half the fucking landmass and they only have like 1 fucking lighthouse. Almost every house has teenage kids or a hermit, that live there, and the entire place is ruled by an elite group of 5 kids that govern their domain by calling in favors with their neighbors and friends. There's only 1 road in and if it rains a single drop the entire place floods and thats the only reason why the coast guard put all of the tax money into a fancy boat instead of like a single fucking bridge. The asharoken police dept is basically an exclusive group of hypnotists who convinced the public they need like 20 people with full pensions to police two roads. If you are new to the area and want to have clout, look for the ashholes- however you don't find them, they find you.
by Shakiraquon TGIF Carter January 6, 2019