Mr eaton is a bald red bearded Santa clause that comes to your house at night and cuts his hair with your teeth while you're sleeping. You can find him on the street begging people for red hair. Often asks kids to come in his van and touch his large beard.
by Wehsbbdbdjsj April 9, 2015
Worlds Greatest Math Teacher. Quite often seen standing outside the classroom swinging his keys and talking to everyone like hes a kid. Loves the Big Bang Theory and needs to grow back his curls.
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by Lorie Lou November 2, 2010
A gay ass, square dancin', hokey pokey ass cowboy nigga that molests kids and takes big black dick in his ass
by Dynamic Douchebag May 2, 2018