18 definitions by williamazing12

farksuccer

When you cum so far into a man's vagina, that man is called a farksuccer.

HOLY SHIT! Here comes Jordan. I've heard he is a farksuccer.

by williamazing12 June 23, 2018

shaftickson

When you cum seven times into a woman's mouth while getting hardly fucked by another man. Most of the time, bisexuals are the ones who participate in this act.

Hey, you wanna perform a shaftickson.

by williamazing12 June 23, 2018

slice of life

This is a delicacy in many cultures. It is when you add a pinch of self confidence, a big bucket of self doubt, and many awful things every now and then. You put it in the oven, and voila!

Do you want this slice of life? Its tasty!

by williamazing12 February 16, 2017

Monkey Fucker

Someone who fucks monkeys.

I'm a Monkey Fucker.

by williamazing12 February 23, 2017

nyoom

Moving really freaking fast.

Holy crap! It's Sanic! Look at how he nyooms!

For lunch, we are having pizza, so I will have to nyoom over to the cafeteria in order to get it before anyone else!

by williamazing12 January 29, 2017

immigrant

They get the job done

Immigrants, we get the job done.

by williamazing12 January 30, 2017

honey muffin pumpkin pants

An unacceptable nickname for your wife.

husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.

by williamazing12 February 23, 2017