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iPhone combines three products — a revolutionary mobile phone ( a blackberry), a widescreen iPod with touch controls (a COWON Q5W), and a breakthrough Internet communications device with desktop-class email, web browsing, maps, and searching — into one small and lightweight handheld device (again a COWON Q5W). iPhone also introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and pioneering new software (again a COWON Q5W), letting you control everything with just your fingers (again a COWON Q5W). So it ushers in an era of software power and sophistication never before seen in a mobile device(As seen in a COWON Q5W), completely redefining what you can do on a mobile phone. So, what you bought is a COWON Q5W that fucked a blackberry.
If you already have a cell phone, then don't buy an iphone.
by qblatphemy July 11, 2008
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