3 definitions by Mcmacmucsons
Scottish slang for 'shush' or 'quiet' and sometimes 'shut up'. Usually used after 'haud yer'. Favoured mostly by scottish school teachers as a slightly more polite way of saying "shut up you non-educated deliquents!" (see: ned).
Occassionally can be alternatively spelt as 'wheesht'.
Occassionally can be alternatively spelt as 'wheesht'.
by Mcmacmucsons January 2, 2008
A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.
The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.
The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"
The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".
The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".
by Mcmacmucsons January 2, 2008
1. Scottish slang for 'Know' or 'No'.
2. That bastard down the road who keeps asking me to come out and play.
2. That bastard down the road who keeps asking me to come out and play.
1. "Ya ken wit a mean?"
(You know what I mean?)
2. "Play?"
(Secretly, I'm over at your house just to piss you off.)
(You know what I mean?)
2. "Play?"
(Secretly, I'm over at your house just to piss you off.)
by Mcmacmucsons January 2, 2008