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A woman who is struggling to keep afloat in her arranged marriage with an older man. Her only outlet in reaching LOW KEY attention is through the constant changing of her WhatsApp profile photo - in the hope of miraculously being noticed and rescued by a new suitor.
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OOD refers to 'One Of Dem' as in one of the Indians. Indians are people from the Punjab region who go by names such as Gurpreet, Shivaji Joy, Naresh, Baldeep and so forth.
Oftentimes, especially when directed to a call centre you many find the OODs referring to themselves with more prominent western names such as Andrew, John or Alan. This can cause much confusion and during this time it is recommended to carry out the speech test. Asking the western named OOD to pronounce words such as zero, zip, yellow, radar and the letter A can help identify a real OOD. They would pronounce the above listed words as jero, jip, ello, radaaaaar and Yay. If this pronunciation test fails the second method will be to senses method identify the OOD. Visually you may see a red dot on their forehead or yellow/white lines. There may also be a strong smell of curry or similar.
LOML what's that smell? 'Oh POL that's an OOD'
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