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you're a cunt 

When someone takes your last piece of candy
Sam: I can't wait to eat my last piece of candy
George: Oh i ate it.
Sam: You're a cunt

you're a cunt 

The funniest hypocritical statement of his life

(When he gets offended over a joke even though he actively mocks what i do in my life)
You do woodwork as course then i mock him over his operator status then says you're a cunt
you're a cunt by Bornk87 June 3, 2021

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.
Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."