ya mum

the answer to practically every question in the world

Who? Ya mum
Where? Ya mum
When? Ya mum
What? Ya mum
Why? Ya mum

by steve November 11, 2002

ya mum

If someone is teasing you, you can just put "ya mum" infront of their comment and you have a better comment.

Ben:Your gay.
Tommo:Ya mums gay.
Ben:Your a fuckwit.
Tommo:Ya mums a fuckwit
Ben:Fuck you.
Tommo:Fuck ya mum.
Ben:Go away.
Tommo:Tell ya mum to go away.

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

ya mum

answer to almost anything

you're a dickhead
ya mum's a dickhead

why didn't you go to skool yesterday?
Because of ya mum

by taylor March 11, 2004

ya mum

hilarious come back

A; your a bitch
B; so's ya mum

by james January 12, 2004

ya mum

a derogative term used in conversation that u either a) cant be bothered getting involved with b) do not understand OR c) have no relative input towards

a) i have a boil the size of russia...
"so does ya mum"

b) the root of 4980923 squared becomes a positive indice when u cube it and times it to the negative power of 4...
"ya mum"

c) my wardrobe is pink
"ya mum"

by manda August 23, 2003

ya mum

That hilariously inspiring phrase.

"It's raining"
"Ya mums raining"

"I'm tired"
"Ya mums tired"

"I jumped out on her and she screamed"
"Ya mum screamed when I did her last night"

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

ya mum

common insult i use in my every day life, being a strait female it is quite ammusing to see the reaction of the insulted

so what did you do for the long weekend?
yamum

by i could eat chocolate all night long April 28, 2003