An ingenious invention made by microsoft, ruined by hard ass 6th graders with smooth undropped balls that think they're tough swearing after every sentence.
Last week on xbox live:
12 year old kid: GET OUT AND UNINSTALL THE GAME YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
Clever adult: Oh you remember that too huh? Great times in 3rd grade.
12 year old: LOL WHAT THE FUCK. GHETTO DOUCHE I GET STRAIGHT A'S YOU MANGINA
Me: *fart*
(superreymysterio619 has left the game)
12 year old kid: GET OUT AND UNINSTALL THE GAME YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
Clever adult: Oh you remember that too huh? Great times in 3rd grade.
12 year old: LOL WHAT THE FUCK. GHETTO DOUCHE I GET STRAIGHT A'S YOU MANGINA
Me: *fart*
(superreymysterio619 has left the game)
by Morpheus Road January 9, 2011
1. An online gaming community for Xbox and Xbox360 users to play games together from around the world for a small fee.
2. An online gaming community where racist, homophobic, arrogant gamers usually hang around. They will attempt to insult random players in the game chatrooms before matches begin and fail to do so by the following: making pitiful mum jokes and overusing the word "faggot". The majority of this type of gamers have yet to reach puberty and play mature rated games, thinking they are hardcore. Some of them even attempt threats into hacking gamers' accounts and believe any player who do not perform as well as they do on any particular game have no right to play it.
2. An online gaming community where racist, homophobic, arrogant gamers usually hang around. They will attempt to insult random players in the game chatrooms before matches begin and fail to do so by the following: making pitiful mum jokes and overusing the word "faggot". The majority of this type of gamers have yet to reach puberty and play mature rated games, thinking they are hardcore. Some of them even attempt threats into hacking gamers' accounts and believe any player who do not perform as well as they do on any particular game have no right to play it.
*A random day on Xbox Live and in a random game of Halo 3 and a player is having an off day, dying more and killing less than he usually does*
Arrogant player: OH MY GOD YOU SUCK, FAGGOT! NEVER PLAY HALO AGAIN!
Normal Player: Look, I'm having a bad day. Can you please stop?
Arrogant Player: Shut up, N*****! Yo' ruining my good time with yo' mom!
Normal Player: A joke about my mother. How original, mate.
Arrogant Player: F*** you, faggot.
Normal Player: Y'know what? Come back and talk to me when you have finally managed to grow a brain and fill that empty sack, made of skin, with a pair. *mutes arrogant player and sends file complaint*
Arrogant player: OH MY GOD YOU SUCK, FAGGOT! NEVER PLAY HALO AGAIN!
Normal Player: Look, I'm having a bad day. Can you please stop?
Arrogant Player: Shut up, N*****! Yo' ruining my good time with yo' mom!
Normal Player: A joke about my mother. How original, mate.
Arrogant Player: F*** you, faggot.
Normal Player: Y'know what? Come back and talk to me when you have finally managed to grow a brain and fill that empty sack, made of skin, with a pair. *mutes arrogant player and sends file complaint*
by RandomAI April 5, 2010
A place which has been invaded by 9-year-olds who are ultra-Master Chief fans and sound like Chipmunks, speak non-stop, rap, call people niggers for whopping 'em, sing, say brainless, retarded things about your mum, curse like sailors and like to they're "de best on de whole XBL" but get whopped all the time. but everyone else is OK.
(please note that not all 9-year-olds are like this, thank the lord)
(please note that not all 9-year-olds are like this, thank the lord)
idiot 9-year-old: PWNED U!
teen: "Kills 9-year-old with no effort what so ever"
idiot little kid: FUK U! UR MUM SUKS PEOPLE OFF ALL DE TIME!
teen: Yes, we know you're a little retard, now STFU and reach puberty.
idiot little kid: FUK U NIGGA, I WILL FUKING PWN U FOR DE REST OF UR LIFE!
teen: Fuck off XBOX live and get a life, when I was your age I had a PS1 and a portable-TV and couldn't believe how lucky I was, kids of the '90s got out more. Oh I pity the kids of the 2000's, I really do.
idiot little kid: FUK U! I DIDN'T ASK 4 UR FUKING LIFE STORY!
teen: And I didn't ask a little retarded baby like yourself to come on XBOX live, fuck off and speak to me when your balls drop.
idiot little kid: FUK U CU..! "teen blocks 9-year-old and files a negative review and complaint against him"
teen: "Kills 9-year-old with no effort what so ever"
idiot little kid: FUK U! UR MUM SUKS PEOPLE OFF ALL DE TIME!
teen: Yes, we know you're a little retard, now STFU and reach puberty.
idiot little kid: FUK U NIGGA, I WILL FUKING PWN U FOR DE REST OF UR LIFE!
teen: Fuck off XBOX live and get a life, when I was your age I had a PS1 and a portable-TV and couldn't believe how lucky I was, kids of the '90s got out more. Oh I pity the kids of the 2000's, I really do.
idiot little kid: FUK U! I DIDN'T ASK 4 UR FUKING LIFE STORY!
teen: And I didn't ask a little retarded baby like yourself to come on XBOX live, fuck off and speak to me when your balls drop.
idiot little kid: FUK U CU..! "teen blocks 9-year-old and files a negative review and complaint against him"
by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall August 9, 2009
Microsoft's online gaming service for their console system the "Xbox." Living up to it's title "the best online gaming service," Xbox Live offers a variety of games including Counter Strike, Rainbow Six 3 and Halo 2. It offers clan services, a friends list, messaging system, a voice-headset communicator, online alerts and more. You can play with anyone from just about anywhere around the world.
It does have it's ups and downs. There are some Xbox Live gamers who act immaturely, but they can easily be overlooked. Thanks to the muting system, you can mute that kid who sings everytime he talks. (Then again, you can just tell him to shut up.) Xbox Live really allows Xbox owners to get the most out of their games.
It does have it's ups and downs. There are some Xbox Live gamers who act immaturely, but they can easily be overlooked. Thanks to the muting system, you can mute that kid who sings everytime he talks. (Then again, you can just tell him to shut up.) Xbox Live really allows Xbox owners to get the most out of their games.
Joe: I just killed you on Halo 2 last night. Do you know what that means, Daniel?
Daniel: Yes, a deal is a deal, and if it must be so then I will put on a ballerina's tu-tu and sing twinkle-twinkle little star into my webcam. Then I will send the video to everybody I know thus putting me in the middle of a humilation frenzy.
Daniel: Yes, a deal is a deal, and if it must be so then I will put on a ballerina's tu-tu and sing twinkle-twinkle little star into my webcam. Then I will send the video to everybody I know thus putting me in the middle of a humilation frenzy.
by Mehro November 9, 2004
by Harris991 May 12, 2010
An interactive online service offered by Microsoft for Xbox owners. People can talk to their friends, play multiplayer games with other people, and buy songs, games, and other goods from the marketplace. You also get to create your own avatar and customize it with different clothing and physical features.
Some of the down sides are that you have to pay for Live, but it's not to costly (Only $50 a year) and a large population of Live members are none other than naive and spoiled little 10 year old brats that think they are kickass at Halo.
Some of the down sides are that you have to pay for Live, but it's not to costly (Only $50 a year) and a large population of Live members are none other than naive and spoiled little 10 year old brats that think they are kickass at Halo.
by Dewit August 10, 2009
Xbox Live is an extremely awesome online service provided by Microsoft so people can collectively play against people online and make new friends and stuff.
It became highly popular with the release of Bungie's famed Halo 2 First-Person-Shooter. The number of Live users nearly doubled within a week of the game's release.
It became highly popular with the release of Bungie's famed Halo 2 First-Person-Shooter. The number of Live users nearly doubled within a week of the game's release.
by bushibaka March 30, 2005