ivory wristwatch

When you cum in her mouth, but she spits it out, and it lands on your forearm.

I didn't want to swallow, so I gave him an ivory wristwatch

by Twibblyboop December 14, 2016

Albuquerque wristwatch

Drenches of cum wrapped around a persons wrist from jerking off a guy until he shoots his load onto your wrist.

Alternate definition: When your grinding on a womans G spot until she gushes and it sprays onto your wrist.

Also, when your wrist deep in a woman's vagina and she leaves a white discharge on your wrist. This is usually followed up with a slap.

Example 1: She's jerking me off and I blew a load and gave her an Albuquerque wristwatch for mother's day.

Example 2: So, I'm wrist deep in this bitch and all I got out of it was an Albuquerque wristwatch.

by karcus May 30, 2007

African Wristwatch

when a man wraps his penis around his wrist and pretends to read the time from it.

She asked him what time it was, but he wasn't wearing an actual watch, so he instead wrapped his penis around his wrist, and SHOWED her what time it was. He gave her the African Wristwatch.

by johnwells November 24, 2012

Spanish Wristwatch

Can be referred to as just 'wristwatch'.

"I did a wristwatch for my whole class to see. They loved it."

by Diego August 21, 2003

Dusting the Wristwatch

Jerkin' it. Fapping. Spending time with Jill, or Pamela Handerson. Pumping the shotgun. Pounding the meat. Pealing the banana. Strokin'. Yanking your chain. Wacking the worm.

I heard some noise in my 13 year old brothers room last night. I think he was "Dusting the Wristwatch".

by B-ryan and M-kiss November 21, 2011

Irish Wristwatch

Two Words in the english dictionary that you can not say without soundling like a total and complete idiot (:

Dude 1- Hey say Irish Wristwatch
Dude 2- Okaii! "Irish wriswash"
Dude 1- HAHAHAHAHA!
Dude 2- *punches dude 1*

by ylla1998 November 29, 2011

Irish Wristwatch

The act of taking a Baked Potato in one's hand, and then inserting said hand with afformentioned potato into the rectum of another person up to the wrist, thus becoming an Irish Wristwatch.

Did you hear what Sally and Jenny did last night? Sally gave Jenny an Irish Wristwatch but forgot to take the potato out with her hand.

by izzygizzy December 18, 2008