by burgerburgerburger January 29, 2010
White Castle, a.k.a. Krystal in the Southern U.S. is place (I will not dignify it with the word 'restaurant') that is infamous for small, square burgers. Only severely retarded drifters and homless individuals are concsripted to work in these places.
The White Caste or Krystal Burger consists or a greasy, gristly, sickly-grey square slab of meat<sic> that is slapped on a square bun with onions and mustard and then immersed in boiling lard. There are variations of this gastronomical nightmare, but to describe them would be much too shocking for even this venue.
The only legitimate use for White Castle burgers is a medical one. If an individual is intoxicated, these burgers can be ingested and will immediately neutralize alcohol and induce sobriety because the human body detects a substance much more toxic than alcohol.
The White Caste or Krystal Burger consists or a greasy, gristly, sickly-grey square slab of meat<sic> that is slapped on a square bun with onions and mustard and then immersed in boiling lard. There are variations of this gastronomical nightmare, but to describe them would be much too shocking for even this venue.
The only legitimate use for White Castle burgers is a medical one. If an individual is intoxicated, these burgers can be ingested and will immediately neutralize alcohol and induce sobriety because the human body detects a substance much more toxic than alcohol.
No Mum (retching), I haven't been drinking, my mates and I just stopped and ate some burgers at White Castle last night. That is the real reason I am driving the porcelain truck this morning.
There is even a movie about White Castle.
There is even a movie about White Castle.
by Cosmicstargoat August 2, 2004
This is the action of where a nerd,plays with multiple nerds down in his mothers basement with a dungeons and dragons board. When one nerd gets the "black dragon" card,they then have a massive ejaculation spraying everynerd at the table,thus getting the poster in the back of them of a castle,thus called,white castles
"DUDE BLACK DRAGON!!!"
"holy shit dude thats the 6th time,im only a level 4 dungeon mage"
"awww not a white castle
"holy shit dude thats the 6th time,im only a level 4 dungeon mage"
"awww not a white castle
by Galen (hi brian) December 21, 2007
When you have sex with a girl while upside down, and then while she is upside down, performs fellatio on a second male. it's like a castle.
You: "Did you hear about the threesome I did a few days ago?"
Friend: "Oh, the one where you did a white castle with your roommate and his girlfriend?"
You: "Yeah, it was fucking nuts."
Friend: "Oh, the one where you did a white castle with your roommate and his girlfriend?"
You: "Yeah, it was fucking nuts."
by Ninja6781 July 26, 2010
When you build a sand castle on some girl's tits and then, when finished building, proceed to Tittyfuck her, covering the castle in your cum. Thus, a white castle.
Guy #1: I went to the beach with my girlfriend last night.
Guy #2: Really? What'd you two do?
Guy #1: I gave her a fucking White Castle that's what we did!
Guy #2: Oh shit! That is aaaaawwwwwwwweeeeesssssoooommmmeeeeee!
Guy #2: Really? What'd you two do?
Guy #1: I gave her a fucking White Castle that's what we did!
Guy #2: Oh shit! That is aaaaawwwwwwwweeeeesssssoooommmmeeeeee!
by DarknessOni69 January 28, 2009
by Tocqwanduh Mahree April 8, 2010
A magical land were all the little people live and the king of the white castle is sir eats alot. this place is so conceled that the only way to get there is to use the magical train of white royalty. the train man who is also Mr. White the uber kool super hero guards the train and he scores with all the chix. I heard that if u go to white castle the royal chef makes these tiny magic burgers which are so scrumshess. the prince of white castle is harold. and the general of its all mighty army is kumar. (not druv). so if u go to white castle can u please send me a picture or invite. THANX.
Man 1: Yo dude did u go to white castle before.
Man 2: Nah man they only let little silly people with fuzzy feet there like frodo.
Man 1: ohhh...... lets go back 2 my place nd watch some very homosexual porn
Man 1: Yo dude did u go to white castle before.
Man 2: Nah man they only let little silly people with fuzzy feet there like frodo.
Man 1: ohhh...... lets go back 2 my place nd watch some very homosexual porn
Man 1: Yo dude did u go to white castle before.
Man 2: Nah man they only let little silly people with fuzzy feet there like frodo.
Man 1: ohhh...... lets go back 2 my place nd watch some very gay porn
Man 2: Nah man they only let little silly people with fuzzy feet there like frodo.
Man 1: ohhh...... lets go back 2 my place nd watch some very gay porn
by Ceymore johnson March 22, 2005