wank

Really bad, just generally rubbish

e.g 'fuck me, that journey was WANK'

by AlexBr0405 August 20, 2007

wank

Brittish term, to describe the art of male genital stimulation (masturabating), or to describe a person. NOTHING ELSE!!, not "wanking off" or "hes a wank". usually totall idiots who call other people wankers as it is a pathetic insult, but a very good way to describe the act!!
Noun:wanker
Verb:past, wank (had a wank),
present: wanking, having a wank,
future: wank (gonna go home and have a wank)

Random person 1:I was lookin at some great porn last night, and had a realy good wank!!!!
Random person 2:realy? well, i was talkin to that wanker from school after he showed up at my house
Random person 3: shut up you pair of wankers!!

by An English teen who uses the word on a semi-regular basis March 15, 2006

wank

wank means, Fondle the genitals.

"I`m feeling horney, I think I shall have a wank." Also used as swear word, "You are a wanker"

by wanc March 5, 2003

wank

the process of holding your fingers around your hard penis and moving it to and fro until some white silky liquid shoots 10 feet into the air.

I caught him wanking in the highway.

by sucker August 7, 2003

wank

Wank is the slang term for masturbation or if you're annoyed at someone you call them a fucking wank.

1) *Stroke* *Stroke* *Splat* *Splat*

by Anonymous February 9, 2003

wank

Something that is offensively crap, lame, or generally bollocks.

what a pile of wank!

by feiticeira December 16, 2002

wank

To wank means to jack off.

I take care of my morning wood with a good wank!

by USAF Cadet March 5, 2021