Me: Vice is a piece of shit website.
by LL;NOHBGIWFY4EH9NPYIFBUGH89TRE October 24, 2019
The little glitch that everyone from James Bond to your average Joe on the street has that stops him from reaching his true potential. They are always one of the following:
Women (my personal favourite)
Alcohol
Gambling
Cigarettes
Drugs
Crime
Women (my personal favourite)
Alcohol
Gambling
Cigarettes
Drugs
Crime
Pete: Hi, my vice is womanising. I just can't stop, which means I am unable to lead a normal life.
Nick: I have alcohol problems. I can't stop drinking long enough to string three chords together.
Scott: I don't have a vice, other than womanising, gambling, drinking, smoking and kleptomania.
Nick: I have alcohol problems. I can't stop drinking long enough to string three chords together.
Scott: I don't have a vice, other than womanising, gambling, drinking, smoking and kleptomania.
by Malaria August 15, 2005
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A global hipster brand that started as a magazine in Canada and is now headquartered in New York, as well as countries across the globe, including Japan, Germany, Australia, and Italy. It has reached a level of mass popularity as to be nearing its peak for trend-setting.
"Where's Kiki?"
"She's taking a shit, probably reading VICE."
"Did you see that girl at the Interpol show at the right of the stage? She was wearing ripped fishnets, stilettos and a trucker cap."
"Probably works for VICE."
"Doye."
"She's taking a shit, probably reading VICE."
"Did you see that girl at the Interpol show at the right of the stage? She was wearing ripped fishnets, stilettos and a trucker cap."
"Probably works for VICE."
"Doye."
by billwise05 July 31, 2005
when you take hella vicodin and go hiking and camping in the woods. you numb you senses and become one with nature. you walk forever without soreness. then you set up a tent and pass the fuck out.
Yo, I went vicing with Pebble and Annie the other day and we lost Elroy. He showed up the next morning with a beard, wizard staff, and a tamed wolf!
by zimplr October 27, 2014
The liberal media company that got butthurt over the oh- so "sexist and racist" definitions on urban dictionary enough to write an entire segment on it for snapchat.
Man A: Lmao that thot so ugly
Man B: That's sexist you probably got that off Urban Dictionary!
Man A: Bro have you been reading Vice or something? Everyone says it.
Man B: That's sexist you probably got that off Urban Dictionary!
Man A: Bro have you been reading Vice or something? Everyone says it.
by dracomyeggo June 7, 2017
Once used to be an interesting content creating website, with fearless journalism revealing some most fucked up topics of the modern era. Now just a puppet far left non sense barking shit of a website. Now they are known for making ridiculously bias and shitty content that no one respects and wants to see. Ignore anything that comes from vice
by David Krappenshitz May 25, 2020