TWD

The Waking Dead is an AMC tv show now starting it's second season !

Yo mate, you've watched that new TWD episode ?
No, it's out already ?

by moood99 October 17, 2011

TWD

The act or crime of texting while driving.

Dave: When Dad finds out you got a TWD, he's gonna beat your ass!

Mike: I know, but do you think he's going to take my phone away?

Dave: Right after he beats your ass.

by NoContest December 17, 2010

TWD

Thottie While Drunk.
A female that allows for her inner hoe to come out while consuming alcohol.

Guy 1: Yo that party was crazy
Guy 2: Yeah bruh your girl is definitely TWD
Guy 1: Whats that mean?
Guy 2: She's thirties while drunk

by MattyIce21 November 11, 2014

TWD

Total World Domination

Gaming: To achieve complete control of a map/level, defeating/subjugating all NPC, AI and human opponents.

Life: Follow in the footsteps of Alexander the Great, Atilla The Hun, Genghis Khan, Charlemagne, Caesar, Hitler, modern CEOs, Sarah Kerrigan etc.

To win this map, you simply have to achieve TWD.

One person with TWD as a life goal and the skills carry it through to might bring world peace. Two or more people like this will bring the end of the world.

by Sukon Matic February 8, 2013

TWD

Texting while driving. Using any mobile device's non-phone capabilities while driving a vehicle, especially those that require a lot of input and concentration, such as sending text messages.

Dave was TWD and nearly ran the car off the road when he missed the bend in the road.

by WTF Is This unique enough 4 ya December 12, 2008

TWD

Trump World Disorder. Transitioned from New World Order. No explanation needed. Especially for those who don't get it, or stuck on like glue for a cause to support, or believes this is an acceleration of the New World Order, which would be accurate. The uber rich are now getting into into the power structure. There is one flaw. The recent results in the elections for local governmental offices. Go us. If you don't know the record breaking effects of the new politicians or record breaking local election results, look it up. Power to the people.

Oh shit! I just found out I lost my insurance.
Yo brother, you just found out about happens when people support the TWD.

by Melako November 13, 2017

TWD

TWD has become synonymous with "inactive server" or "server is down now." Often the term is used to describe a whole host of computer related failures.

"My computer totally went TWD on me today. Now I will have to get a new one."

or

"Dear Norton, Do you have any TWD prevention software I can purchase?"

by Spongebob SquarePants April 6, 2005