trying to 'jump start' or 'awaken' a 'sleeping' gastrointestinal system. -this is usually more trouble than it is worth!, the 'system' usually responds with a 'sleeping drunk', FUCK YOU!!
one might as well load up the 'system' with dynamite (laxative/s) or, just GIVE THE FUCK UP! and wait until its' "flop-cutting time"!!
one might as well load up the 'system' with dynamite (laxative/s) or, just GIVE THE FUCK UP! and wait until its' "flop-cutting time"!!
think i'll try to shit, i KNOW i'm full o' poison!
one has to work hard!, to try to shit!
one doesn't try to shit, one HAS a shit!
one has to work hard!, to try to shit!
one doesn't try to shit, one HAS a shit!
by michael foolsley May 31, 2011
The phrase that you use right before you tell someone something that you know will start a lot of shit.
by Baby D123 February 8, 2011
As it sounds really. The age old saying that you can try almost anything with a fat girl. May also be used to describe a girl that you or your friend have tried shit with.
by Anonymous May 20, 2003
(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009