transactionitis

A term created by a sexist gentleman about the imaginary, contestable concept of women having the tendency and urge to slide their credit cards, hence the repetitious transactions; typically unnecessary purchases are made, and returns are never an option.

Eunnice: "I saw those watermelon sour patch kids, and thought of Jesse, so I bought them for him! It's his favourite candy."

Jesse: "Classic case of transactionitis."

by dabeezkneez October 31, 2018

Batson transaction

A transaction made with Nate batson.

I made a batson transaction inside the corner tavern.

by May 29, 2023

Theatric Transaction

Putting too much vigour into intercourse.

Chicos effort in his lovemaking with Valerie was worthy of an oscar. Some say it was a theatric transaction.

by Maximus moridious February 13, 2021

taco transaction

Giving a vagina swipe like a credit card.

I gave that bitch a taco transaction.

by Taint-tickler April 15, 2020

Financial Transaction Coordinator

A person who handles and organizes the money transfer over a purchase, whether it be by cash, check, or credit.

I don't like the Financial Transaction Coordinators at that bank.

by robstyrr July 8, 2010

Transaction

Transaction is a subtle way of saying “I have to take a shit.” Transaction is a verb.

I need to take a transaction, I will be back in 10 minutes.

by Sandy’s Mom September 29, 2023

transactive method

When someone or some thing touches another thing or person they touch every thing/person the other has ever touched or been touched by

I just shook robert downey jr.'s hand through the transactive method cause he opened the door in front of me then I opened it!!!

by logitek184 April 3, 2014