1. flattered, honored

2. drug or alcohol intoxicated

3. crazy

This guy here is a little touched.
by Light Joker November 8, 2006
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to get stabbed
RV: How many times have i touched them kids, the whole opp block's been molested
by artz.IM March 11, 2020
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When someone is arrested or dealt with by law enforcement
Popsy the drug dealer got touched, now hes off the scene.
by Popsy January 14, 2005
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#1: yo are you touched off that splee?
#2: yea yo im fuckin touched
by -[omar]- September 24, 2006
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A way of describing a person who is mentally troubled, they often do a running commentary on fifa games, act cocky af on gta to weth29, refuse to play any of his "friends" as he knows he will be roasted. also looks like a disabled donkey that was hit by a truck and a train, also a plane and hit with an f5 onto broken glass.
my man got touched like that Jw099 gezza
by Jw099 February 20, 2017
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one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).

(ref. 'plane-touched')
"A tiefling who's touched has more wits about things than some berk from the Prime."
by bender November 19, 2002
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To lose horribily or get raped in halo
Dude we just touched those kids bro
by karkis March 15, 2009
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