Wood

Something woodchucks would chuck an unknown amount of if given the ability and opportunity to chuck it.

How much WOOD would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck WOOD?

A woodchuck would chuck as much WOOD as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck WOOD.

by ssbbKid88 December 21, 2018

wooding

hey man, what are you up to?

i'm just wooding.

by j-deez August 30, 2007

Wood is what is found in your pants when a beauty walks past, making your flacid member into a rod of pure wood

she was so attractive i found wood from a distance of 36 metres, i went home and used my wood to hammer in some nails

by chap your lady October 23, 2003

Example 1: Finna smoke Woods by the hasty Dawg.

Example 2: I only wrap my blunt's with woods fham

by cosmicunity May 23, 2017

by Jaluh February 1, 2004

a play about fairy tale characters wanting their wish to come true and in the end they get it

cinderella went into the woods to get her wish.

by Corie June 16, 2004

What Dick Cheney gets when he hears the word war. Usually stroked by dumbass dubya. Coined by Bill Maher

Bush insists on invading Iraq--Cheney gets wood (a hardon)