Matt: I’m super straight I only like cisgender women 🤓
Joe: No you are a virgin who has never felt the touch of a woman
Joe: No you are a virgin who has never felt the touch of a woman
by Iget2muchpussy March 7, 2021
straight person: "sheeesssh i think im part of the LGBT now."
LGBTQIA+ person: "huh? wdym?"
straight person: "i'm super straight."
LGBTQIA+ person: "you know thats not real, right?"
LGBTQIA+ person: "huh? wdym?"
straight person: "i'm super straight."
LGBTQIA+ person: "you know thats not real, right?"
by asphyxial_x April 29, 2021
Ryan:so I heard your super straight..do you wanna take this too the bathroom
Alex:you mean a-anal
Ryan: of course
Alex:it’s my first Time
Ryan:don’t worry I’ll make you feel comfortable drop them pants and bend over the sink
Alex:you mean a-anal
Ryan: of course
Alex:it’s my first Time
Ryan:don’t worry I’ll make you feel comfortable drop them pants and bend over the sink
by Baddieshiii March 18, 2021
by The weirdest guy in the cult April 12, 2021
a person who's cis, heterosexual that says they're only attracted to cis gender people of the opposite gender as them. they justify their transphobia as "preference" and say they are part of the LBGTQ+ even though the community is formed by trans and/or queer people and they are neither.
they use the colors of grinder (gay dates app) and "ss" is fascist
In their logic they shouldn't even date a bi, cis person of the opposite gender lol
we're in 2021: a trans woman is a woman and a trans man is a man. It's ok to have preferences and say "i won't date her because she's trans and i prefer ci gender woman/ vagina" BUT IT'S NOT OKAY to say "i won't date her because she's trans and even if she has vagina, act like a woman and everything i don't see her as a woman".
they use the colors of grinder (gay dates app) and "ss" is fascist
In their logic they shouldn't even date a bi, cis person of the opposite gender lol
we're in 2021: a trans woman is a woman and a trans man is a man. It's ok to have preferences and say "i won't date her because she's trans and i prefer ci gender woman/ vagina" BUT IT'S NOT OKAY to say "i won't date her because she's trans and even if she has vagina, act like a woman and everything i don't see her as a woman".
by shitty alaska March 13, 2021
Dumbasses who want to be oppressed so badly they can’t call themselves straight and made their flag p0rn hub colors.
Person 1: Are you straight?
Person 2: No, I’m “super straight”
Person 1: wtf was the point of this except bringing people down and making an embarrassment of yourself?
Person 2: No, I’m “super straight”
Person 1: wtf was the point of this except bringing people down and making an embarrassment of yourself?
by Peen.is March 7, 2021
A bunch of small dick boys/ saggy pussy girls who created a so called sexuality to justify their extreme transphobia. The law states that if u meet a super straight individual, u can spit on them. This spit is allowed to be extremely juicy, just the way they like it. Most of them probably do like to get fucked in the ass occasionally but they do not have the balls to come out of the closet.
max: "hey dude, i am coming out as super straight to you. This was a very hard decision and I m happy to be out of the closet now! *laughs*"
jacob: *SPITS VIOLENTLY ON MAX*
max: "why did you do that man?"
jacob:"this ones for u, you transphobic incel" *KICKS IN BALLS*
jacob: *SPITS VIOLENTLY ON MAX*
max: "why did you do that man?"
jacob:"this ones for u, you transphobic incel" *KICKS IN BALLS*
by myassholeisbiggerthanurs March 13, 2021