Herpes you get from banging the maid.
I banged the maid and now I have helpes.
by dnodnodno September 25, 2013
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we know you need it, why do you think i was writing this?
"help im so gay i cant breath" "help me im depressed...dude jerry its not a joke-"
by help_imgay May 24, 2021
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Help me
I am dying of boredom

I just want to make weird definitions on urban dictionary
by Definitely a human! April 15, 2020
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Noun: Synonymn for money.
Verb: to give money
Noun: I need help because I am broke!
Verb: I helped the poor.
by Chase November 8, 2003
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something you need when you like a girl to much.
Joe: i really like this girl.
Jimmmy: sucks to be you.
Joe: i need help.
by Mr.clean2201 November 14, 2019
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