burrito

an extremely large penis

Despite how skinny he is, Timmy sure has quite the burrito.

by Lawen McSheezy January 22, 2007

Burrito

when a white girl has sex with her mexican lover.
white on the outside, brown on the inside ;

Oh wow chickita you are such a burrito...

by Babyfox May 24, 2009

Burrito

A substance who's nonexistence would cause suicide on a global scale

Carl: Dude, I want a burrito.
Sean: Yeah man if I go another week without one I'd kill myself

by cox'n'dix October 16, 2010

burrito

A male penis.

I stuck my burrito in her taco.

by isaac May 8, 2003

Burrito

Someone that has a bunch of feelings wrapped all at once.

People are Burritos when something doesn't go their way.

by Adoku May 28, 2012

Burrito

Burritoing occurs when two people are laying in bed and one spontaneously jumps on the other, tossing and spinning aggressively. Sheets and blankets can be involved to complete the burrito effect, wrapping the other person in a bed burrito.

The burrito can happen at any time and is most effective when unexpected. Burritoing is a sign of deep affection, love and extreme sexual attraction.

Fear my Burrito, Vat!!! We were watching Cobra Kai, so it was the perfect time to get you with my burrito.

by MisterPicklesss July 23, 2019

burrito

You can mix beans, cheese and/or beef, wrap it in a custom tortilla just right, and you have it. Don't hang around in a public place after eating one, it is gassy as hell.

I ate a burrito and farted at the cinema. I was kicked out :(

by Anonymous September 1, 2003