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the condition in firefox (the choice of any self-respecting internet user) where one finds themselves overwhelmed by the massive amount of tabs they have open. This can be cured by getting an add-on that lets you store tabs.
"I was shopping for cars and opened so many tabs that they didn't fit! I must have tabitis..."
tabitis by jf713jf August 16, 2008
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An adjective which may describe any object or being which appears to be diseased in any manner. Forms of disease covered by Tabitus are behavioral and physical. The behavioral half of Tabitus covers sentient living entities and the physical aspect of Tabitus includes objects. Thus meaning that someone's behavior may be diseased, and therefore they have Tabitus, and if an object looks diseased, it has Tabitus. For example a severely damaged piece of bread may be described as having Tabitus; if someone is melon-moding in the middle of the road, they may qualify to have Tabitus.
Get off the roof you tabitus bearing scoundrel!
Tabitus by Melon Thighs October 7, 2021
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tuh-bee-toes

Slang. Can mean many different kinds of snacks, for example: burritos, taquitos, tostitos, fritos, rollitos, Doritos, Sun Chips, etc.
"Hey man grab some tabitos while you're up"
(Doritos or Tostitos or Sun Chips)

"You want tabitos?"
(Taquitos)

"You wanna make tabitos?"
(Burritos)
tabitos by Ben Schimizze May 16, 2005
A fashion faux pas - having an exposed tag from an article of clothing (that should not be exposed)
Rebecca had tagitis - so I reached around her neck and pushed her tag back into her shirt.
Tagitis by Marcelo Mackinlay March 9, 2006

Tim-Tamitis

When you eat too many Tim Tams (Australian chocolate biscuits) and feel sick.
"Fuck, I ate too many Tim Tams and now I've got Tim-Tamitis."

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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