Guy 1: I had success when I bought a car today!
Guy 2: But it's old and cost only $700.
Guy 1: Hey, but it works well and I can drive to work with it!
Guy 2: But it's old and cost only $700.
Guy 1: Hey, but it works well and I can drive to work with it!
by Ereck Flowers January 24, 2015
by Jordan Pedr00 November 23, 2010
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"success is obedience to a structured way of life" (operation ivy)
by scottie gwood December 5, 2007
One of the most annoying words in the English language. A word your teacher often makes you define (that and respect) on the first day of school. The definition of success is a simple one: succeeding.
by More Awesome Than Thou November 12, 2005
You can’t even define the word success you piece of shit and by your own criteria the cripple isn’t successful. He threw a temper tantrum every day until they brought him a new whore to fuck.
Hym “And I’m not going to pay you $20 you greedy cocksucker. How about “If you can’t put yourself together you shouldn’t be having women scheduled for a shift at a retard group home to come sit on your dick.” How’s that sound? Only good? I’ll do it after and only after the whores get what they deserve. There. That’s what successful means. It’s ensuring that whores face the consequences of their own actions. That is what constitutes success.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022