Stratch

When you wake up, to stretch and scratch at once.

When Craigy woke up he stratched, and asked for a sammich.

by Vlademirovka August 23, 2012

Stratch

to completely destroy, to stretch out to an extreme degree

Pak-Shinyung got his ass stratched so hard with that chest workout today.

by meemlord December 1, 2016

fadge-stratching

Combines with the noun fadge to describe a variety of quimmets - the more crisp and dried on sort that suggest the female bearer maintains a low level of hygiene.
Such fadge-stratchings are removed by picking and itching the affilcted area.
A derogatory insult.

"Bertha's pussy so dirty, you cant see for the fadge-scratchings!"

" Piss off you dirty fadge-stratching!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

fadge-stratching

A minted bit of pussy which is fair ragable

Get your fat fadge out you dirty rutter!

by Pinter Cisbod May 9, 2003