stonk

1) Power
2) Control

Can also be used as a verb - stonked

That guy is full of stonk

by River Dove February 19, 2004

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by EVAVina June 22, 2022

Stonks

Ah yes, STONKS. A word of class. It means high stocks in the market. If that's not obvious. It's also a meme when something good and funny happens to you.

my mom died, I will use her credit card on v-bucks. STONKS

by Armanii Is Cool September 30, 2020

Stonk

A word that used to mean a Comic Relief dance and for some reason now means an erection.

Robert - "Check it out Mike has a stonk on!"

by Robert Graysmith August 22, 2007

Stonks

When stocks go up

Me: Gets something for a very cheap
Also me: breaks it
Me again: Gets lots insurance money
⬆STONKS⬆

by Bill Nye the Commie Spy July 22, 2019

Stonks

When a purchase is made but the value of the items being traded is completely different.

*At the store*

Cashier - "Ok, this bag of Doritos will be 12 emeralds please"

Me - "Stonks"

by honestly just bored June 27, 2019

Stonk

Stonk refers to the feeling of arousal, in general. It can be used in place of a general good feeling or amazement.

For example "Man this band gives me stonk".

It can also be used to replace other related terms such as "Hard-On".

For instance "Man, this chick gives me serious stonk-on"

It's almost the end of work, time for pre-freedom anticipation stonk!

by DreadEd209 January 25, 2011