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Skeleton War 

A war that has been waging for centuries. If you don't get "rest in pieces" written on your grave you will join the skeleton army. It is a warrior against the fuckboys, and more recently (2016 & 2017) against porn stars on Instagram as well)
If you fuckers do the skeleton War shit this year again we're deleting the website -Tumblr
Skeleton War by TheRebelWolf September 14, 2017

skeleton war 

The raging battle between the skeletons and the fuckboys
The skeleton war is the spookiest battle yet!
skeleton war by MintyKiwi January 16, 2016

Skeleton War 

The everlasting war fighting against the fuckbois and thots. You can join by choice, but are automatically drafted when your tombstone does not have "Rest in Pieces" engraved on it.
Jerry started to defend his side of the skeleton war when he saw a thot and had to destroy it
Skeleton War by JOEBOBSTEVBOB November 9, 2017

skeleton warrior 

Skeleton Warriors are tight as fuck

Ever notice how badass Skeleton Warriors are? Well they are. They don't give a shit about what you think. They are cunning, made out of bones, and most of all, merciless . If you manage to take one down it will be quickly replaced by 5 more because they travel in swarms. Since they're skeletons, they never fight fair so they always win. They also love cackling.
"No AJ that's where your dead wrong. At least from a skeleton warrior's perspective. everyone must DIE."
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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