The art of getting so far up managements back side you need to leave your shoe laces hanging so you can be extracted
by Sammyshoelace September 3, 2019
Anchor: "We now return to popular Russian cartoon, Shoe and Shoelace"
Narrator: "SHOE AND SHOELACE. One is meaningless without the other"
Narrator: "SHOE AND SHOELACE. One is meaningless without the other"
by syniconthetrack September 26, 2012
smol snek that looks like a shoelace
he silently judges u
beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren
if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run
he silently judges u
beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren
if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run
by judgemental shoelace November 19, 2018
"Hey, yesterday everything seemed to go wrong but today, everything that went to shit is good again! Weird."
"Yeah, that's the shoelace effect."
"Yeah, that's the shoelace effect."
by Phorx May 28, 2015
Damion: Man, Did you here about Austin? Last night he attempted the shoelace method but failed. Tony: Damn, that sucks but its funny.
by duscly January 11, 2019
by Sean February 16, 2005
The act of backing up into someone's face while they're bending over to tie their shoes, for the sole purpose of farting directly into their face. This act can be performed without removing your pants, but it is hilarious to do it with your pants down. For optimal performance, consider eating Ex-Lax before performing this act to brown-wash your victim.
They say the German Shoelaces will grow hair on your chest -- if it doesn't burn the hair out of your nose, first. Hope you don't get a turd to the eyeball, man!
Whoa! That German Shoelaces gave him a turdy Hitler moustache! Sick, man!
Whoa! That German Shoelaces gave him a turdy Hitler moustache! Sick, man!
by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011