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shitting where you shop 

When you stop talking, dating or fucking someone that works where you shop. This causes the store to be off limits because you were such a loveable asshole. Re-entering the shat in shopping atmosphere can be sexually or physically dangerous when risking stop and chats and so forth.
I Shawn Dolina have three stores left that are safe to use do to "shitting where you shop". Since I feel no guilt I won't learn my lesson till I starve to death.
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