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shalomophobia

The fear of Jews.
It is assumed that Adolph Hitler, Mel Gibson, my neighbor, and the victims of the Madoff ponzi scheme suffer from shalomophobia.
Skinhead: You're a Jew. I hate you.

Me: Your shalomophobia suggests that you may be a closet Jew.

Skinhead: Well, my great-grandfather was 1/4 Jewish, but that doesn't count because he converted.

Me: I'm hear for you, bro.
shalomophobia by Wite Vagina Finda January 23, 2010
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Solomophobia 

Solomophobia: Phobia of salmon. Basically crying when you see a picture of a salmon on a magazine
Ahhh” he cried “My Solomophobia is playing up again”
Solomophobia by SalmonPlays9225 December 12, 2019
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