n. A tan achieved by going to a tanning salon. Indistinguishable from a natural tan in the summer, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the middle of winter. Almost as silly as a when a believable hairpiece gets blown off in a wind storm.
Not to be confused with a bottle tan.
Not to be confused with a bottle tan.
*during a blizzard a brown white chick goes by*
I could be wrong, but I do believe that is a shake'n'bake.
I could be wrong, but I do believe that is a shake'n'bake.
by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004