Sammamish Washington, where it rains cash, and also where it rains. Black kids try to be white, white kids try to be black. Blonds are brunettes, and vice versa. Everyone here is rich, (yes even you Ms. Druggie) but they try not to be. There is one that controls us all. Hail Myspace.
Everyone really, REALLY hates Jews. They love Jesus so much they would have Sex with him over and over again.
Did I mention Starbucks?
Everyone really, REALLY hates Jews. They love Jesus so much they would have Sex with him over and over again.
Did I mention Starbucks?
Sammamish Brunnette: I'm thinking about dying my hair blond.
Wangsta: That's so hot. Lets go have a threeway with Jesus
Wangsta: That's so hot. Lets go have a threeway with Jesus
by gooobed August 28, 2008
A little town in Washington up on a plateau that looks like would be a fun place but in reality to all the people who live there, there's nothing to do. Well besides smoke weed and hook up with fuckboys which is what most girls do. There are plenty of drug dealers who will give you terrible deals and always rip you off. Girls are such bitches and most of the guys have small dicks. Most girls are super self conscious and beat each other up behind their backs. Most younger girls here in middle school are also probably going to loose their virginity in less that a year because they are used to sucking guys off and being fingered. Inglewood Middle School is one of the more popular schools in Sammamish and carries plenty of sluts, whores, and fuck boys and its literally hell. Then theres the popular high school, Eastlake. There are drug dealers down every hallway and plenty of people will glare at you along the way. Every has sent nudes here and practically everyone has everyone's. Parents are normally super chill, they either dont give a fuck about what their kids are doing or they have no idea what their doing behind the scenes. Every girl owns or atleast wants lululemons just so their ass looks huge. But its still fun here even though there are really rough conditions up here on the plateau.
Hey guys, we should totally go hook up with some Sammamish girls, I hear their down for a good time.
by anuberconcernedcitizen June 20, 2015
Sammamish high school is located in Bellevue by Lake Hills. Sammamish is known for there amazing basketball team and sexy colors. Sammamish is the "ghetto" high school of bellevue, but is truly the best. All the people that go there are super chill.There rivals are snobby IB school, Interlake high school.
by ILoveFatCats101 May 1, 2011
A place where happiness goes to die and where the cult of boats practices. It is easy to get into this cult and the members will no longer have any time for friends or family. The horrible beings called ERGS reside here and symptoms of their poison are gasping for air, vomiting, muscle weakness, fainting and back injuries.
by Young rabbi September 17, 2023