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racist joke 

A kind of joke that starts with something like "Okay, so these two black guys walk into a bar, and the bartender..."
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when a good-looking girl comes up to them and says "whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me". So the white guy says "I love liver and cheese." she says "that's not good enough." The black says "I hate liver and cheese", and she says "that's not creative", and then the Mexican says "liver alone cheese mine."
- that's what you call a racist joke.
racist joke by Justin-WN June 26, 2008
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racist joke 

A joke saying something about another race which should not be said but makes people laugh anyway.
First guy: What do you do if you see ure VCR floating in the middle of the night?
Second guy: What?
First guy: Put it down NIGGA!
Second guy: Wow that is some racist joke!

a walking racist joke 

when someone is so intact with there race they positively influence stereo types freely.
god look at him
yeah i know hes such a walking racist joke

Racist Jokes 

Something white people make when they get into groups
Every time white people get together, they always make racist jokes.
Racist Jokes by SiL3Nt J September 14, 2023

Racist jokes 

Making racist jokes makes your racist. “Humor” doesnt change the fact that its racist.
Racist jokes by 1928293933992 September 8, 2021

racist joker 

A person who Is Not technically racist but jokes about racism in America
"Hey bae" Shane says "Shane your white not black " says Niani (the racist joker)
racist joker by who u be"/ July 3, 2014

racist joker 

A person who Is Not technically racist but jokes about racism in America
"Hey bae" Shane says "Shane your white not black " says Niani (the racist joker)
racist joker by who u be"/ July 3, 2014
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