used to describe a black person sitting on his porch all day doing nothing, but it can also refer to a mexican who is outside constantly doing some task that would take a normal person under 10 minutes to do.
a porch monkey could be a mexican working on his car, changing its oil, ALL DAY LONG, with several of his brothers and friends. very annoying when you live next to them and you have to listen to their spanish jibber jabbering all day long. then just when you think they're going to go inside because it's dark, they they bring out a lamp...
by bleh34234 July 6, 2009
That porch monkey stole my watermelon.
by seanopia March 21, 2008
in the past, porch monkey has a term used when referencing someone of african american decent...on July 21, 2006 Randle Graves altered the meaning of porch monkey for the better...he reclaimed the term and changed its meaning to not be a racial slur against african americans but a mere term to discribe any lazy person...black or white
Yesterday, my cousin sat on the couch and watched tv all day long, he can be such a porch monkey sometimes
by John Robison July 23, 2006
Term of endearment used to describe lazy people in general. No racial implications are intended or implied what so ever. We're taking it back.
by theko July 27, 2006
see also nigger
a lazy person who sits on the porch all day doing nothing
typicaly refering to a nigger
a lazy person who sits on the porch all day doing nothing
typicaly refering to a nigger
by fyrchken March 27, 2007
people who are LOUD, ANNOYING, LAZY, you will see them hanging out in groups of 3 or more, you will never see a porch monkey alone, Well, they're lazy good for nothin' tricksters... crack-smokin' swindlers! Big butt havin', wide nose, breathin' all the white man's air!
AND THEY STANK! They always have an ATTITUDE, and are ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING! Oh and they don't know how to talk! You will also see them start dancing randomly to no music?!!? They also have names that usually end in A
AND THEY STANK! They always have an ATTITUDE, and are ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING! Oh and they don't know how to talk! You will also see them start dancing randomly to no music?!!? They also have names that usually end in A
Things I unfortunately over hear porch monkeys saying:
Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something
Ima smack her ass
Gurl its hot in here
Gurl this line is too long
Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy
tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????
Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something
Ima smack her ass
Gurl its hot in here
Gurl this line is too long
Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy
tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????
by tired22 March 17, 2011
Racist term from the old South. While entertaining in the summer, after dinner the good White folk would retreat to their respective spaces (women to the parlour or drawing room, men to the porch) for after dinner drinks. The men, desiring to prop their feet up while relaxing, would have the small slave children get on their hands and knees so that the master and his guests could use them as footstools. Hence the term "porch monkey".
by it'llbalright March 7, 2009