Toast

Guns

"We don't go nowhere without toast, we thugged out" - 50 Cent's "Wanksta"

by SyX July 4, 2003

Toast

1. An adjective used to describe extreme excitement, amazement and/or joy at someone or something.

2. A term used interchangeably with the word "Epic."

3. A means of measurement used to derive "Epicness" or "Failure" based on the amount of "Toastage" that the toast has gone through.

1. "Holy Toast!"

2. "Did you see that!? That was totally Toast!"

3. "My toast is perfect! Epic toast is Epic!"

by Ponthegan February 4, 2010

Toast

a Canadian game played by hockey players usually in the locker room, in which all the players sit around in a circle and jack off onto a piece of toast. The first one to blow his load is burdened with the duty of using the jizz like a spread and eating the piece of toast.

Crosby: Hey guys, no better way to celebrate winning gold than a game of toast. How about my place? Luongo try to keep it in this time.

by Ashlanee April 13, 2010

Toast

Burned out,been up too long,ozoned,fried,out of it,worn to a frazzle,extreemely tired.

Man, I've gotta get to bed, I'm toast.

by wright May 21, 2005

Toast

(Noun) A copied picture that has been reposted on a group devoted towards pictures.

Dave White posted too many toasts, therefore he has been b&.

by D3mosth3n3s May 4, 2008

TOAST

Tits On A STick. Referring to a thin woman with large breasts (real or fake).

Yo, TOAST looking at you.

or

Is she hot? Yeah man, TOAST.

by PlasticRR December 9, 2008

Toast

Toast is the ridiculous word used to describe a ridiculous situation or statement. When someone says something to you that you don't have an answer for, toast is the appropriate response.

Toast can either be the answer to a question or a nonsensical response to a weird statement. It basically means, "I don't understand what you just said or why you said it, but whatever floats your boat."

Person 1: "I like to pick lint out of my belly button."
Person 2: "Toast?"

Person 1: "I'm so pretty. Don't you think so?"
Person 2: "Toast."

by LoloManolo November 24, 2012