Where you sit on the tarmac for five hours, go back to the gate for fuel, then go back on the tarmac to just only have to go back to the gate because the pilots time out.
When you try to fly to or from Chicago O'Hare airport without getting delayed.
Tom - "Dude where are you right now"
Mike- "I'm still stuck in Chicago. Delayed 4 hours."
Tom - "You should have known better than to gamble on the O'Hare Dare!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!