Your only friend.
by Maybe :p August 25, 2015
me: ok I'm in school
my dog: rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom ima car I` just got out of the car wash
me: oh no my dog gonna run over me
me: gets run over while running down the hall
me: owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
my dog: rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom ima car I` just got out of the car wash
me: oh no my dog gonna run over me
me: gets run over while running down the hall
me: owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
my dog is gonna run me over
by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 2, 2020
Your dog is the best- My dog is the best
people who dont like dogs, never had a dog or just bad people
unless the dog was out of there mind
my dogs great
so is yours
people who dont like dogs, never had a dog or just bad people
unless the dog was out of there mind
my dogs great
so is yours
by imneverheather October 6, 2020
by Chuck_Norblock January 22, 2021
by APB15 November 18, 2008
Every time this phrase appears on a girls dating profile, it increases how much time within a week she spends home alone doing nothing by 25%. Usually overused as an answer to everything because they think they’re being clever or funny but when half the single female population does it, it just confirms how boring you are.
Interests: My Dog, petting my dog, walking my dog, spending time with my dog
You should meet my dog.
First date idea: Taking my dog for a walk
You should meet my dog.
First date idea: Taking my dog for a walk
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023