A phrase commonly used by those who are distressed, under significant pressure, or greatly depressed about something.
I completely failed that final, and it was worth like 200 points! Ahh fuck my life.
Bobby will never like me because I'm not popular. oh, fuck my life. :(
I hella wanna go to that concert but it's completely sold out. fuck my life.
Bobby will never like me because I'm not popular. oh, fuck my life. :(
I hella wanna go to that concert but it's completely sold out. fuck my life.
by piccolio September 27, 2007
A term used by someone to display exclamation at their own or someone else's misfortune. Also abbreviated as FML.
- In the morning after a sleepover -
1st Guy: *Wakes up with sheets stuck to his face*
2nd Guy: Mate I just had the greatest wank ever.
1st Guy: Fuck My Life.
1st Guy: *Wakes up with sheets stuck to his face*
2nd Guy: Mate I just had the greatest wank ever.
1st Guy: Fuck My Life.
by Aviate March 20, 2009
a term that is used to express that something has gone wrong and ruined your plans., but used in small situations that really affect nothing important.
by look_im_a_skater April 8, 2009
The motto of life for all students going through huge amounts of pain in completing certificate of sorts, specifically referenced commonly by University Students.
*Question* How does the relationship between two variables correspond to commentary of person x's assessment of relative elasticity *End Question*
*Student* 'Fuck My Life' *End Student*
*Student* 'Fuck My Life' *End Student*
by Super Mouse July 3, 2009
Usually denotes that an incredibly trivial event in the life of some overdramatic asshole has occurred. Although you don't care; they want your pity.
It is also recognized as a weak attempt at humor. Similar to someone who isn't original enough to make people laugh on their own so they are reduced to quoting mega-hit movies that everyone has seen so many times that they won't even laugh at the movie itself, nevermind the pathetic re-run the person is doing.
It is also recognized as a weak attempt at humor. Similar to someone who isn't original enough to make people laugh on their own so they are reduced to quoting mega-hit movies that everyone has seen so many times that they won't even laugh at the movie itself, nevermind the pathetic re-run the person is doing.
by thejordantrack July 11, 2009
Commonly used by the meodramatic who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.
The man who invited himself to the bar was playing mind game on her. She didn't want him there, and I could see it in her face. For the last several weeks she had talked nonstop about how something wasn't right about him, which made it hard for her to figure if she could trust him or not.
She looked over at me and mouthed the words "Fuck My Life." Had I known that my attempt at rescuing her from that situation would result in her shunning me, I never would have even tried. She was my best friend, and all I wanted to do was help her out of the same awkward situations she constantly finds herself in. But she preferd to stay there and take the abuse as long as she had a beer in hand. I think deep down, she enjoys fucking her own life for the sole fact that it gives her something to talk about with people so they can feel sorry for her.
She looked over at me and mouthed the words "Fuck My Life." Had I known that my attempt at rescuing her from that situation would result in her shunning me, I never would have even tried. She was my best friend, and all I wanted to do was help her out of the same awkward situations she constantly finds herself in. But she preferd to stay there and take the abuse as long as she had a beer in hand. I think deep down, she enjoys fucking her own life for the sole fact that it gives her something to talk about with people so they can feel sorry for her.
by radar180 December 10, 2016