when bored in class you put your desk on the chair of the person sitting in front of you and say aloud "MOUNT!" get the entire class to mount
yesterday I mounted kat's chair
MOUNT!
by blu3hat January 27, 2011
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An experience that is inconvenient and unwarranted; any unpleasant or undesirable event.
"The drive through Boston today after the Red Sox game was such a mount, it took like 2 hours to get through the city."

"Wrapping 100ft, 2 inch thick generator cables is a mount."
by JohnnyClemz June 15, 2008
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when one man puts his leg over the leg of another
dilpreet mounted dom, until he got stiff
by Penis McTithead February 19, 2004
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1. Often used in the recalling of sexual conquests.

2. The first step in the physical act of fornication.
Shortly after parking at lookout point, the amorous young man
mounted his date and began to ravish her.
by Pickled Dill September 16, 2010
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Nickname for the Mount Saint Joseph Academy in Flourtown, Pennsylvania. It's sister school is La Salle College High School. It's an all girls school. It's more expensive than say Archbishop Carroll High School, but less expensive than Germantown Academy. Rival to Gwynedd Mercy Academy High School. Their school colors are purple and school. It's not known for being an athletic school, but has great academics. Their school colors are purple and gold, and girls who go their are called "Mounties".
I'm a Mountie and proud! Purple and gold for life! I love The Mount!
by TrueGleek September 12, 2010
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Is a sexual connotation for sexual intercourse. It can be used in both heterosexual and homosexual intercourse as it means to "get on" someone and to fornicate with the persons.
guy#1: Blud; tell me you see that peng ting over there!

guy#2: Sht fam! I would mount that anyday!

by Wiseguyz? April 13, 2009
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1. Competely and utterly trashed beyond any comparison to existing knowledge
Nigga 1- "Mayne you don't look straight."

Nigga 2- " fo sho, I'm mounted."
by Anonymous February 9, 2003
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