College Freshman: I just got my new labtop, it's awesome!
Experienced Geek: Laptop.
College Freshman: Yeah, that's what I said! Labtop!
Experienced Geek: Laptop.
College Freshman: Yeah, that's what I said! Labtop!
by mortimer jones September 21, 2005
What wannabe thugs and other ghetto people call laptops. Also used by ignorant white people. When one says labtop, the "a" is usually excessively stressed.
I just got me a new laaaabtop.
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Ghetto person: "Can you fix my laaaabtop?"
Me: "Sorry, I don't work on labtops."
Ghetto person: "What you mean you don't work on laaaabtops?"
Me: "I don't work on ficticious items. Now if you have a LAPtop, I can fix that."
Ghetto person: "That's what I said, laaaabtop."
Me: "*looks down with hand over eyes and shakes head* Gimme the fucking computer."
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Ghetto person: "Can you fix my laaaabtop?"
Me: "Sorry, I don't work on labtops."
Ghetto person: "What you mean you don't work on laaaabtops?"
Me: "I don't work on ficticious items. Now if you have a LAPtop, I can fix that."
Ghetto person: "That's what I said, laaaabtop."
Me: "*looks down with hand over eyes and shakes head* Gimme the fucking computer."
by Datamonger July 11, 2009
by airwalker November 10, 2003
a dog that can used to be surf the internet and/or post random drunken threads on siccness. usually can be walked using an ethernet leash. kicks it around east 27th in Oakland
MAN MY FUCKING SCREEN IS CRACKED ON MY LABTOP
AT THE BOTTOM ITS NOT PHYSICALLY CRACKED BUT YOU KNOW
THE SCREEN IS FUCKED UP MY DRUNK ASS NEIGHBOR WE OFF HELLA HENNSY AND A MICKY'S
why dose it take forever to download albums from my labtop
i am using wireless and winwar its not hell shit on here
its just when i try to dl album or song the shit says hella hours and have to cancel anybody know why this is ?
a this nigga labtop speakers dont work what do i have to download to get sound
on his shit
one love
the goon says thanks in advance lol
AT THE BOTTOM ITS NOT PHYSICALLY CRACKED BUT YOU KNOW
THE SCREEN IS FUCKED UP MY DRUNK ASS NEIGHBOR WE OFF HELLA HENNSY AND A MICKY'S
why dose it take forever to download albums from my labtop
i am using wireless and winwar its not hell shit on here
its just when i try to dl album or song the shit says hella hours and have to cancel anybody know why this is ?
a this nigga labtop speakers dont work what do i have to download to get sound
on his shit
one love
the goon says thanks in advance lol
by tweezebabymama November 2, 2009
by Hunter is labtop July 24, 2004
IIIIII1IIIII1III's gay slow ass Pentium 2 laptop, 266mhz. He calls it labtop because he doesn't know how to spell it and his keyboard is being gay. Its the slowest peice of shit on the world yet he keeps on insisting I make it faster and turn on SBA.
by MonkRX August 31, 2004
by djj000 May 23, 2008